
About a month ago, we put out a submission call with more or less one rule, and the rule was for us: We’d accept every single submission we got. Why? We don’t know. Because we’d never it seen it done before (though it may well have been), because it felt like something of a statement (about what, we’re not sure), because it was funny (it was). So we opened wide the gates for 20 brief minutes, and in those 20 minutes we received more than 400 submissions.
We’ve read all 400+ of them. That’s what this is: the product of 60+ hours of reading and formatting. You’ll find in this funny little webpage in this obscure little corner of the internet a galaxy, a constellation of artworks that are surprising, funny, inventive, arresting, head-scratching, spellbinding, moving, electric, unforgettable. We challenged writers to send “whatever,” and they gave us everything.
Thank you, writers. Among your ranks are dozens of nationalities, ages ranging from singles digits to septuagenarians. Fiction writers, essayists, poets, visual artists, anonymous collectives. This is a collaboration, more than anything. A mural of your work on the side of a sidescraper. Or maybe a collage magnet-bound to the fridge. Whatever it is, it’s special. It’s you.
Our suggestion: Hit that “Random” button below. See where it takes you. See who you meet there.
All our love,
The editors.
- June | Morgan Longford
- August | Emily Schmidt
- Love Poem for Blucifer | Bella Rotker
- 3 Poems | Ivory Dee
- Joe | Sam Campbell
- pea pod triptych | Allegra Stevenson-Kaplan
- Dyes | Garrett Mostowski
- Mountain Food | Dylan Mabe
- i wonder if anyone can recognize my softness anymore | James Remick
- Hearts of Sea Glass | C.R. Hoaglund
- Now or Now or Never | Sam Gordon Webb
- BREATHE | Peyton Hines
- Bunching Up For The Photo | Merri Andrew
- Sorry, My Mistake | Nona Parker
- To the dog lost in divorce: | Alison Lubar
- ERR:DIVIDEBY0 | Viency Lee
- The Will of Crandolph Fitzgerald-Mayhew | Isaac and Abbie Fox and Hoffer
- momma always calls me country for walking barefoot outside the house | Mea Anderson
- Kaleidoscope Shades | Angelique Woodruff
- Pals of A Porous ‘Pitcher’ | Sophia Tang
- Time Capsule | Allison Blisss
- Bewilderment Motel | Elizabeth George
- yet another poetic way to say ‘i love you’ without saying ‘i love you’ | Joyce Kung
- To all the humans | Graham Bishop
- Fastening Up the Feathers On My Back | Ari Shey
- As Soon As I Finish This Chapter | Cindy Cramer
- Bell’s Lane | Keith Taylor
- Do You Understand? | Shirley Aparicio
- Genesis (the band?) | Daisy Rosenstock
- Goddamn Radical Left, Eatin All My Corn Nuts | Gark Mavigan
- Exorcising My Childhood | Bill Budde
- Miasma | Ilan Jones
- The Great Devourer | Elyn Turne
- we say goodbye at your door, 3 months before your death | Shufei Ewe
- The Mythology of Violence | Alorah Welti
- Mothers | I. Thielking
- Carry Weight | Sarah Boyd
- Untitled | Zion Taylor
- Tyrant | Riley Labrador
- I am in Big Trouble | Bryan Zhan
- Eleventh Hour | Andrew Miller
- Corral Fire on the Scratch Gravel Hills | Georg Sperle
- Hand of God II | Mahika Mukherjee
- Matthew 7.27 | Fenn MacDonald
- stormy | Brandon Shane
- Uninvited | Joe Feuille
- Holy Ghost | Megan Gilley
- Gatekeepers of the Soul | Briana Craig
- Two-Sided Necklace | Kaylee Stull
- home is on the way there | Rosalind Aparicio-Ramirez
- Shoe Horn | S. G. Mallett
- Maury | Matthew Dunko
- times up! | Julia Gobes
- Brujxs | Alex V. Cruz
- One Week of Violent Sci-Fi Movie Dreams | Meg Lubey
- Separate Spheres | Veronica Good
- Victim | Deborah Akubudike
- The Run | Allyson Mazzuchi
- Towards a Therapeutic Understanding of Contrarianism | Colton Huelle
- Framing October in My Bedroom Window | Jenny Wong
- Fish (A Riddle) | Brooke Yu
- I Cried Alone in the Dark at the Historic Capitol Theater | Jensen Soderlund
- 21 | Michaela Brown
- Stone in the Wood | Ryan Coleman
- meals after wisdom teeth removal | Erika Jing
- 3pm | Kayla “El” J
- You’re Not What I Thought | Alexis Crafts
- Ghosts | Dustin Michael
- Reverie | Alex Tamei
- The Task List | Katrina Otuonye
- the drop | June Drake
- alone at the party. | Ang Cruz
- Seann Barbour | The Book of Lives Unlived
- Hand of God I | Mahika Mukherjee
- Quiet Eyes | Angelica Suero
- If Only | Tedi Symons
- Cosmogony | Eric Craft
- Tiddlywinks | D.O. Missroon
- I Can’t Wait | Wangithi
- Yearn | Valorie Clark
- Wes Viola | Wood Have
- Digitalmanic | Deanna Faye
- Winter Bush Maintenance | Susan Yim
- XXIX | Sylvia Santiago
- Untitled | N. Jones
- House of Cards | Kobe Batong
- Posted on Living in Burbville | Toni Plummer
- Sight | J.B. McLaurin
- Jonathan Pessant | In My Boule
- Timothy C Goodwin | Start ‘Em Early
- To Live | Nes Eyre
- Japan Ghost | Rachel Ward
- Shellfish | Aliyah Curry
- Gabe’s Problem Child | Shane Young
- Procrastinate This | Julia Eldred
- The Toy Man | Ivory Wyndham-Howard
- Wee Hours | A. Hubley
- Torn from the pages of a Used Android Catalogue: PHOENIX | Chris Airiau
- A Storm | Rebecca Maule
- X.O.F. Smells | Rick Danforth
- Mothers Day | Mary Rhodes
- An Ode to Danish-Chilean Singer and Producer Molina | Mike Owsley
- Delight | Julien Luebbers
- What my cat wrote | Fariha Khayyam
- Silence Broken | Stephen Roddewig
- Unsta-limerick | DK Snyder
- Apartments: The Game (demo) + cyberpoetry | Alejandro Ruiz del Sol
- Pellet stove | George Tatoris
- Sparrow’s Afterlife | Harley R. Noire
- Snow | Hannah Zurcher
- Excoriate | August Blaine Centauri
- Impact of the Tiburo Spill | Isa Abril
- Lost Agape | Isaacoed Buchi Jamie
- A Post-Grad Shark Tries to Find Her Way to the Ocean | Haley Byer
- The Gold-Blooded Seamstress | Ekta Garg
- You’d Lose Your Head if It Werent, Uh, Already Lost | Dev Murphy
- Selected poems ++ | Giovanna Saturni
- Mycelium Lover’s Morning | Amelia Boeh
- hum | Vale Prosper
- Spiraling into Sanity | Timothy Arliss OBrien
- Stranger Danger | Rozzy Mullen
- Starlight Whispers | Matthew Gilbert
- PICTURES TELL ALL | Chris Bedell
- Listen? | Ta’Mia Holmes
- Centripetal Force | mick v
- Don Barredora | Luis González Lavín
- Sea, Salt, and Me | Mahika Mukherjee
- A Love Lost to Time | Sua Hang
- Bodies Beneath Us | Duo Valentine
- Fall Birthday | Ben Virgin
- Robinia pseudoacacia | Abigail Linkous
- J.E.M. | The Bar
- Sex Education | Stephanie Wood
- A Small Poem About Heaven | Isaiah Everheart
- A Match Made | Erica Viola
- ongoing winter | Jessica Pascale
- Titania’s Autumn | Maura Lee Bee
- It’s Rare to be Struck by Lightning. | Anthea Dinh-Tram
- 3am | Tara Jean Murphy
- Farmer jpg | Mia George
- It Stalks Us Still | Mob
- Nothing Should Last Forever | Emma Cholip
- Northeast Regional North to Philadelphia | Jay Jolles
- On the Five Second Rule | Kaia Boyer
- A Rotting | JI Daniels
- A Little Perspective | Suraj Adiray
- I will Burn | Leah Nova Moss
- from the time you convinced me to run away to idaho with you and didn’t let me stop driving for five hours straight to go pee | Kaydance Rice
- No Spacesuit Necessary | Jennifer Jones
- Eve and Eve | Karen Walker
- Hive Minded | D. Shaw
- Jasmine Kennedie Goes Supernova, Leaves No Survivors | Alex Carrigan
- One Man and No City | Chris Airiau
- Sleep | Mason Hawthorne
- plums | Franziska Hörner
- letter to a lost friend just before she disappeared | Emily Rogers
- sleep if budding (prelude) | Hunter Simpson
- Peepeepoopoo | Paul Castle
- Light It Up | Timmy Sullivan
- Bellyful | Patricia Davis
- Autumn textures | Yaghma K
- Fruit of The Doom | Kadence Warner
- ink spilled over stars | Ash Kowalska
- Ilys | Luke Hannon
- Blue Hole of Heaven | Janis La Couvée
- Spring | Elsa Fuglei
- Boy Dreams of His Father | Michael Etrue
- Self Sabotage | Hephaestus H
- ENGL 3331: Intro to Poetry | Aris Kian
- Night Flight | Rachel Stewart
- Waiting for Daylight | Louis Boyd
- Everybody always expects great things from me | Fabiano Colucci
- The Champion | William Kerr
- Raging for the Roundabout | Cheryl Ferguson Bernini
- The Salsa Manifesto | John Snyder
- I delight in words | Yvonne W
- The Faerie Bomb | Liam Burke
- Call of Duty 2054 | M Constantine Zavos
- Five Poems | Aswin Melepatt
- A Hot Summer’s Evening | Srestha Chakraborty
- Garden of Cyrus | Adam Ray Wagner
- Commissioner Lin at Canton, 1839 | Lucas Davis
- night out | Jordan Hanson
- Sonnet for Little Baby Big Eyes | Ross Creason
- Dr. Fabian | Lawrence Arinze
- List of things pointed out to me during a drive to the railway station to pick up my best friend | Sadhana Sanjay
- When I Die I Want to Be Infused Back into the Earth | Max Natalna
- The Orison of Inmate 3679 | CKR Mose
- The Second Hookup | Yaritza Quintero
- Pandemic Sonata | Hamayle Saeed
- Who Killed the Stars? | Deniel Matthew Basilio
- Some of the PhDs I Will Write in Heaven | Jeremy Allan Hawkins
- Resistance, in Yellow | Ann Kathryn Kelly
- I’ve Got It | Ali Russell
- Accidental Black and White, Autumn | Carla Sarett
- And Home | Kristóf Csölle
- Light Green | Charlie Mills
- Acorns’ Love | Fabiano Colucci
- noitisnarT | Fabio Leba
- I Wake Up | Akhila Mohan CG
- Poor Excuse for Dreaming | Karen Keefe
- Ajax minus the violence | Darlene Salazar
- On Plagiarism and Thievery | Emily Teague
- a dinner with my parents | Sol Lopez
- grief haibun | Adesiyan Oluwapelumi
- Gazed, Gazing, Gone | leena aboutaleb
- BeelzeBus | Joseph Hartman
- Phermones | Alex J. Barrio
- Unlucky Choices | Will Musgrove
- Babe, go bash some drums | Casey Lucas
- covered | Lauren Murphy
- Free | Louis Boyd
- Four Poems | Day Sibley
- The East Pass | Christopher Wiggins
- Minute Poem | Kristin Yates
- Jumping Out of Car Practice | Brian Ellis
- Suffering during floods | Muhammad Abdul Basit
- Market Day | Moriam E. Kuye
- (con)(sus)tain | Ashley Robles
- When the Unicorn lost its horn | Fabiano Colucci
- Rudy | Catarina Maiolo
- Why Must They Behave Like Such Animals? | Stephanie Meador
- Heteropessimism / To all the friends I made in my twenties | Laura K. Wallace
- I | Peter Richardson
- If You Wanna Be a Hustler | Kevin Sanchez
- trompe-l’oeil | Aysha Mahmood
- Buc-ee Incarnate | Lauren Murphy
- Death Renga | David Brunson
- The Preservatioinist | Whitney Trang
- cruel intentions: | dre levant
- Frostborn | Aaron Roberts
- The Complexities of Being Black and from the South | Arianna Haynes
- Raindrop | Emma Ramirez
- Surrogation | Nathan King
- Beak Bargain | Will Schmit
- Resplendence | Michael Emmanuel
- Political Sicko | Lilian McCarthy
- Flawda | Louis Boyd
- My Love | DawnMarie Hawkins
- The Photograph | Aswin Melepatt
- Basil: A Ghost In The Canvas | Hira Pendleton
- In the Midst of a Pandemic | Dani Zhila
- Let’s Talk About My New Coat | Trisha Kostis
- the fine line between self-loving and self-loathing | nat raum
- RABBITBRUSH BURNED INTO FRESH ASPHALT | Clem Flowers
- Sadie Pt. 2 | Cori Diaz
- Falling Falling Falling | Len Klapdor
- Our Paintings | Bryana Saldana
- Studio 6 | Krista Sanford
- Sexy-sulcus | Barney Ashton-Bullock
- Sweet to Sour | Regina Jade
- The Geometry of Chance | Shloka Shankar
- speck of dust | Meghan Bianco Lockwood
- sandcastles as headstones | Emily Perkovich
- little lion | Latitude Brown
- Awakening | Scott Aaron Tait
- Don’t Look Back | Chloe Spencer
- Time, he waits for all of us | Sophie Mitchell
- Poems I Never Wrote | Howl Grim
- March same as ever | Jef Fisher
- Mars, if you can | Max Turner
- thumb | Stuart Pennebaker
- Crazy Diamond | Nicholas Barnes
- Moonlight | Louis Boyd
- fly me to the moon, frank sinatra | Ashley Varela
- non existent | Chidambar Navalgund
- Nihil-Creation | Cyber Necropolis
- Better go dance with her | Sharni Wilson
- As We Part For the Birth | Johanna Schotanus
- Be Happy to Leave. | Micah George
- Meeting My Girlfriend’s Family for the First Time | Melissa Elmes
- How did you get it? | Fabiano Colucci
- UNHANDING | Muhammed Olowonjoyin
- Net Velocity: Zero | Julien Laforest
- Salt Water | Alex Sandoni
- The Knowledge Portal | Rick Danforth
- Gunmetal Grey | Lylia Lilac
- The Prosperity and Downfall of Igor Ivanovich | Sofia Tantono
- 11:46 | Mackenzie Kemp
- English Class | Melissa Anderson
- Cannibalising the Self | Tejaswinee Roychowdhury
- Hoods Up | Vivian Holland
- This One’s For The Boys | Joshwald Martínez-Peralta
- On Onlooking | Akhila Pingali
- Banquet | Tazeen Fatma
- Cave Canem | Christopher Waldrop
- blue-light kisses | April Yu
- The Streetlight Across Town | Johan Alexander
- sky worn | EG Cunningham
- Birthday Treats | Melissa Denker
- When the sun set, | Bryana DeGraff
- They Burned My Mother at Dawn | Victoria Zelvin
- Who Is Me | Sekinat Adekanbi
- Ode to Summer | Nicole Ong
- To My Person | Louis Boyd
- The Book of Marvelon | Louise Norgate
- Lovers’ Weeds | Blake Snow
- Join Our Award Winning Corporate Culture | Emily Baber
- Salvation | Jasmine Callaghan
- Samson & Delilah, Revised | Rachel Cantor
- Salvation | Jasmine Callaghan
- (you’re never getting this back) | Davis G. See
- Ecce Homo | Michael Zendejas
- Infatuation | Wayne R. Pardy
- Carson Lake, 1950-1986 | Gabriel Mambo
- The Faerie Bomb | Liam Burke
- We Connect As | David Nash
- Daffodils (In honor of Sylvia Plath’s 90th birthday, b. 27. October 1932) | Sara Jenko
- In translation: scientific manuscripts | Keenan Guillas
- Transcendence | Karin Hedetniemi
- Spiders of the Universe | Mona Mehas
- For My Moonlight Firefly | Lylia Lilac
- Stubborn Hope | Swati Singh
- The Second Street | Chinekotam Yagazie
- The Only 7-Eleven Open This Time of Night | John Barner
- auburndale’s last poet | McKenzie Campbell
- Brother’s Teeth | Cameron Kohuss
- Word Limits | L.M. Cole
- The Golden Unicorn | Fabiano Colucci
- Memories × Dreams | P. Shannon-Baker
- The English professor in a nightmare still wants that paper turned in | James Burdick
- He Just Wanted a Publication Credit | Samuel Dawson
- The Witches | Minerva Cerridwen
- Sunita Explains Why She Won’t Exorcise | Nina Miller
- The Last Thing to Go | Jeanne Sharp
- If Only We Could | Melissa Ren
- Of Teeth And Snake Oil | Zackary Wiggs
- A Year Later, the Ocean Returns My Message in a Bottle | DJ Rogers
- Growth on Display | Pooja Kalwani
- recipe for a healing spell | Mia Vodanovich
- Survival | Cho Amisola
- Control faltered/work deleted | Rebecca Dempsey
- The Reign Man Parts the Clouds | Brendan Gillen
- Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle | Katherine Thorne
- There is no shadow to the lone feather that the child picked from the field | Allison Riechman-Bennett
- Down Under | Jordan Resnick
- Case By Case | Samir Sirk Morató
- [Untitled, for Danielle] | Moriah Painter
- bootstraps | Zara R. Ahmed
- Not Blood or Ichor but a Secret Third Thing | Matthew Gleason
- I’ll Do It Tomorrow. | Jurnee French
- Cat Bite! | Matt Gulley
- You Don’t Break Me… | Garth Ferrante
- The Body | Raisa Reina
- five dollars for speeding | Rachel Velebny
- Iroh | Nathalie E. Amazan
- For Immediate Release | Abigail Crofton
- Warmth | Jacob Horton
- through a lens darkly | Lisa Wright
- 1957 vs. The Jurassic | Jonathan Dawson
- engulf: the path | tommy blake
- Unpenitient, unbowed, unbroken | Boris Pichotka
- An Elf and a Man | Mahmud El Sayed
- The Serpent Under My Skin | Minty Lee
- The Importance of Properly Tending One’s Flowers | Alice Scott
- da WURST thng i hav EVUR WRITEN!!11!!!11!! | PEEKTEA
- We Used to Make Things Happen | Mileva Anastasiadou
- A Grave New World | Gabrielle Fernandez
- Surgical Notation | Nicola Andrews
- Did You Hear About The Sasquatch? | Mugdhaa Ranade
- Fire | Emma Thompson
- I Hope I Don’t See You Tomorrow | Cory Kessler
- Homesick | Emily Rogers
- Cold or Hot | Troy Ford
- Medicine cabinet contents of a married couple, year 2020 | Salena Casha
- Meanwhile | Keira Armstrong
- dearest unstamatic | Amanda Kooser
- White Cabbage | Louise Hurrell
- untitled | Sazia Patel
- Quos Ego | Zachary Smiley
- throb | Cary Shaw
- The foolish boy moves in | Charlotte Fong
- You Will Always Be Her Demon | Karen Crawford
- Burnings | Idman Omar
- Last Words | Tiffinie Alvarez
- The Amateur’s Guide to Extreme Baking | Eleanor Dickenson
- Strategies for Silliness Retention Amid Unbearable Grief | Rob Younger
- Tyranny | Jerrod Laber
- In Part | Kristin Garth
- I Love Yous in Knuckles | Jessica Blandford
- ten things | Matt Rogers
- Segmented | Tei Hurst
- Zucchini | Erin Copland
- Visiting with Judy | Michael VanCalbergh
- Dirty Windows | Dylan James
- Remembrance In Three Parts | Sol Kim Cowell
- One Day | Kristi Rolf
- Drinkcup Sestet | Jeffrey Careyva
- Love Poem | Monica Fuglei
- White Male Author | Jasey Roberts
- I am the one who Burned the Crops | Ryann Fletcher
- The Ghosts of Summer | A. Benét
- The Ornithologist at Rest | Scott Gannis
- let me tell you what to do with your creative energy | Salem Paige
- Just A Piece | Wolf Stahl
- On Telehealth, Therapists, & God | Nicole Jean Turner
- Time Piece | Molly Andrea-Ryan
- T50 | Lev Verlaine
- Zombie | Charles K. Carter
- Around the Mulberry Bush | Natalie Duphiney
- Mellilla | Haley Dittbrenner
- breath/thot | meatball meatballerino
- prometheus | Isobel Li
- Selected Poems | Giovanna Saturni
- Two Ships | Nadia Saleh
- ivy | Lillian Fuglei
- Gethsemane | Tom Snarsky
- Woven From Golden and Love | Tarunika Kapoor
- A cashier in 2020 | Bryan Vale
- TEN TO MIDNIGHT | Kate Javner
- Summer Solstice Cherry Vodka // Winter Cherry Jam | Iori Kusano