Feeling on top of the world!
A year and some estrogen
does a body good!!!
This makes me smile extra big.

I get to live my Showgirls fantasy!!!
Nomi Malone step aside,
My titties will be playing a
role in this upcoming endeavor.

I feel my voice isn’t loud enough
and can still get a little bigger.
They can’t fit all my talking in.
Y’all are really testing my limits today.

H&M showroom is a little different
than off-the-rack H&M.
Giving you Wanda and Cosmo fantasy.

My lower back is fine,
thank y’all for asking.
You gotta let the people
know when you’re a power bottom.
You already knowww.

Thank you all for the amazing support!!!
Y’all are the fucking best ever!!!
The amount of love and support over
the last couple of days has been amazing.
I love my bimbos!

Source: @jasminekennedie

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Alex Carrigan (@carriganak) is an editor, poet, and critic from Virginia. He is the author of May All Our Pain Be Champagne: A Collection of Real Housewives Twitter Poetry (Alien Buddha Press, 2022).